[queerdnp]

the thing is. you couldn't fucking write this. not even in my wildest dreams did i ever think yeah dan and phil are gonna hard launch and then announce a podcast called hard launch and then the next day they post a selfie in bed and then the next day dan tweets fifty times in one afternoon joking about breaking up and then the next day they're spotted filming at the london eye and then the next day they make their first red carpet appearance in seven years and it's at a gay bdsm film and then the next day it's october 19th and then the next day the first episode of the podcast comes out and they talk about a previously untold gay scandal anecdote

[gayboysteve]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(looking at your knick knacks) and you worship these?

[cartoonrival]

any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

[cartoonrival]

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

[cartoonrival]

"i thought we already knew" i could fill libraries with what you don't know

[adziedoodle]

they are in my walls

[adziedoodle]

they are in my heart

[amazoogle]

waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone